In various news sources today, Tory MP Nadine Dorries is quoted as saying that her blog is “70 per cent fiction” and relied heavily on “poetic licence”.
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Stabiliser: guar gum
Colour: blue paint
No artificial sweeteners; may leave a bitter aftertaste.
Best before: Jan 2020
Suitable for Vegetarians.
Can only aid weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet.
Contents may have settled during transit depending which route I took in this morning.
If you are less than 100% satisfied with your cycle route, blame TfL. This does not affect your statutory rights, because you don't have any.
WARNING: May contain nuts (Christopher Booker, Philip Hammond)