Friday, October 22, 2010

Nadine Dorries' 70% Fiction Blog

In various news sources today, Tory MP Nadine Dorries is quoted as saying that her blog is “70 per cent fiction” and relied heavily on “poetic licence”.

Here at Cycalogical, we are proud to say that this blog contains 110% of your recommended daily intake of facts.

Also contains:
10% opinion
2% fantasy
1% lies
1% damned lies
1% statistics
10% bile
2% plagiarism
2% jokes
5% comments
Stabiliser: guar gum
Colour: blue paint
No artificial sweeteners; may leave a bitter aftertaste.

Best before: Jan 2020

Suitable for Vegetarians.
Can only aid weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet.
Contents may have settled during transit depending which route I took in this morning.
If you are less than 100% satisfied with your cycle route, blame TfL. This does not affect your statutory rights, because you don't have any.

WARNING: May contain nuts (Christopher Booker, Philip Hammond)

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